The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
Isa A special quote of Keith David, voice of Goliath/Thailog, as he reveals the truth about his past. As it's the most "Twilight" quote ever in all Gargoyles. Listen MP3 format 40Ko.
2005-12-27
Live-poo - Leah
Leah (Sleeping Neo-->) 2 (17:06) Noka> HURRY AND RUN TO THE TOILET.
GET INTO POSITION. NOW.
(17:07) I could totally take my laptop with me. HAHAHAHA
(17:07) I'm gonna wait until I'm sure, though. I'm not SURE I have to go.
Leah (Sleeping Neo-->) 2 (17:08) Yeah but one second you're not sure, the next second it's exploding out of your butt and you have butt-spicket.
Leah (Sleeping Neo-->) 2 (17:09) aka Ass faucet.
(17:09) Leah> Please educate me as to what the bloody hell that is?
(17:09) oooh. drippy rectum. Got it.
Kim (Eddie ->) 2 (17:09) AKA "PHSHHHHHPTTTPTPPTPPPSSSSHHHSSSPPPSSSS."
Kim (Eddie ->) 2 (17:10) "....ppsht."
(17:10) WHOA GUYS. TIME TO MIGRATE.
*puts on her Mr. Roger's sweater* come along with me, friends, to the land of poo!
Leah (Sleeping Neo-->) 2 (17:10) YAY! *goes along for the ride!
Kim (Eddie ->) 2 (17:11) Can we talk a trolly into your butt tunnel?!~~? O_O!
(17:11) *turns on the fan*
(17:11) *flips up the seat cover pulls down her pants and sits*
..*grabs a book* ;)
(17:11) OMG GUYS. ASS FAUCET FOR SURE.
Blue
(17:11) What exciting play-by-play action.
2005-12-26
GRAMMAR! - Josh
Alex
(00:15) Leah> Your thinking to much. Thats whats wrong.
Leah (at the parents' house. No IM available.)
(00:17) Alex> You're.
Alex
(00:17) Leah> Point proven
2005-12-20
Gay things - Leah
(20:02) *sits*
Ron
(20:02) *sits on JOsh*
(20:03) Ron> ohhh yeahh
Ron
(20:04) Josh> *massages you with left bum cheek*
(20:04) Ron>no no, if your gonna massage me, you'd better sit on my back, it's killing me..
Ron
(20:05) Josh> Whyfore?
(20:05) Ron> no clue, but right about my ass, it hurts >_<
Ron
(20:05) Josh> *sits own ass on your ass, massages your ass assly, with ass*
(20:06) Ron>aaaaahhh
(20:06) Ron>... this probably looks gay
Ron
(20:06) Josh> I don't care. Do you?
Ron
(20:07) Josh> secretly we're not doing this we're just sending colored letters at each other through the magic of the intarweb so fear not you're not really gay although maybe you are OH JOSH I LOVE WHEN MY BUTT TOUCHES YOUR BUTT.
I WANT TO POOP BACK AND FORTH.
(20:07) Ron> no.. but speaking of gay, I wish to share something with you.
Ron
(20:08) I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU PASSING A WATERMELON THROUGH YOUR ANUS.
That's old hat.
2005-12-19
Some hands - Josh
Masako (Black slacks, white shirt, winter coat, furlined hood.)
(13:00) Alta> Take your hood off and let me see some hands.
Isa (Dr. Kikin Dekok - 5 problems left)
(13:00) -some- hands.. *imagines 3 poping out* man I'm tired ;p
Mari> yea, not many camels in the city ;)
(13:01) *opens bag of hands >_>*
Masako (Black slacks, white shirt, winter coat, furlined hood.)
(13:01) Isa/Josh> ((....*Sigh*))
Isa (Dr. Kikin Dekok - 5 problems left)
(13:01) Josh> gimme o.o I need a hand, like.. to do my hw ;)
(13:02) Isa> you need a hand? ahahaha
Isa (Dr. Kikin Dekok - 5 problems left)
(13:02) *drumroll* ;)
(13:02) Isa> no, Rimshot :P
Alta (6'3" half orc with long, braided black hair and red-brown eyes. Winter clothes.)
(13:02) Mas> *shakes her head, bemused, and reaches up to tug her hood down...whereupon you see what's in her caption. she holds her gloved hands up as well, grinning toothily* Satisfied?
Isa, Josh> ((*laughs*))
2005-12-17
Best of Holiday Wishes - Yunie
Yunie
(22:40) * just decides to not even luck anymore* Bye all. Happy Holidays.
*gone*
Nona (looks like this, human sized -->) 2 (22:42) (( BYE Yunie, you have sex this holiday season! ))
2005-12-11
We need neighbers
Katman
(19:17) *constructs a rickety tower next to Shade's, made of lumber with "Silver Cliff Construction Co" stenciled all over it*
*nails a crudely-written sign on it that reads "Katman's Tower"; nails is up cock-eyed*
*climbs into it, capes his wings around himself and shivers in the cold, drinking hot chocolate* ;)
2005-12-05
The truth - Nick
Ried
(09:19) *The snow only thickened as she moved through the old forest, passing trees that seemed to be ageless. It was deathly quiet the closer she got to her destination, although to the clever observer, small movements could be seen out of the corner of thier eyes. Suddenly, from up in front of you, a great avalanche of snow fell from some large overhanging branches, and there were two fey floating in front of you*
*The one left a blue trail, while the other left a faded greyish tone. It was the sparkly blue one that stepped forward, looking a bit more aggressive and confident as to what should be done in such a situation. His hair seemed to be frosted with snow, and he had a small toothpick sized sword held out* You are hereby forbidden to enter these lands, Nona of Stonegate Manor. I suggest you turn around before you start any trouble.
*The greyish one seemed to fade into the background, seemingly content to let the other speak. He had no drawn weapons.*
Currently nameless fey
(09:19) ~Oops. ;)~
(09:20) I think I'll name the Fey Ried
Nona (small fire fey)
(09:20) (( *laughs* Ried's a fairy! ;) ))
Currently nameless fey
(09:20) Josh> ~Darn you!~
Nona> ~You wish! *Sparkles fairy dust at you*~
2005-12-04
Be careful what you wish for...- Kim
Alex
(10:04) Cold... >.<
(10:07) Alex, apparently, is a cold guy.
Alex
(10:07) Kimmy should warm me up. *Grin*
(10:07) *opens asshole....*
Alex
(10:08) ........................................