The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
Jimmy Jimmyhat (Wearing the jimmyhat... hat)
(17:11) Josh> *nods* Now where was I... Oh yes!
Nick> *smacks you across the face repeatedly* That's for looking like that dammned sexy man, Joshn Travolta!
Nick (Ken just got his ass whooped...)
(17:12) Who's Joshn Travolta? I was lookin' like JOHN Travolta... hooked-on-josh-Freudian-slip-boy. *slaps back*
(Now we're all Screwed, Thanks Kenobi) 2 (17:12) Joshn?!
The Enforcer (Enforcing shit 24/7.)
(17:12) *LAUGHS*
Jimmy Jimmyhat (Wearing the jimmyhat... hat)
(17:13) FUCK YOU! I was thinking about Josh! So sue me!
Isa
(17:13) fuck my IE won't show the source.
HEY, someone mail me this god damned quote ;P
Jimmy Jimmyhat (Wearing the jimmyhat... hat)
(17:15) v.v Anything you say can and will be used against you in the Quotes sexion of this website...
Jimmy Jimmyhat (Wearing the jimmyhat... hat)
(17:15) Well there's freudian-slip number two! It's the keyboards fault! THE KEYBOARD! >.<
2005-05-22
Pot, It's What's For Dinner - Rin
Chef Bob
(00:15) Bo> *waves a rolling pin at you* Out! *scowls*
Arboreal (Black Pants, Cream colored, short sleeved button up shirt, left unbuttoned)
(00:16) Chef>*backs away slowly* O_O
Chef Bob
(00:16) Bo> *harumphs and goes back to his pots*
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire Hybrid, knee length black hair, purple cat slit eyes, sword: Pegasus form, black Friesian, 18 hh, long flowing black mane/tail, 16 ft wing span: Las Vegas) 2 (00:18) Chef Bob>((Bo> *Waves a joint at you* Out! *scowls*
Bo> *harumphs and goes back to his pot*))
What Kurt Wouldn't Do For Attention - Yunie
Kurt Vaugner (Nightcrawler) 2 (13:31) (Bye.)
(Maybe I should leave with something....dramatic. Hmm...
If this dosen't get someone's attention, nothing will.)
*His tail suddenly enters his pants, wraps around his penis, and masturbates him to death*
*Gone*
2005-05-21
New view on those kid cartoons
Lou
(20:05) If I was Babar...I would get me some hot elephant pussy.
There's GOLD in them thar pubes - Josh
Victor
(00:18) *sprouts new pubes, better, stronger pubes, pubes of gold*
Arboreal 2 (00:18) Ron>((gold? you go blonde now?)
(00:19) *announces discovery of gold, many dirty, ragged men come with pans and picks to harvest Ron's pubes*
Victor
(00:20) *simply pees on dirty ragged men until they go away*
(00:20) LIQUID GOLD. *a mad rush with pick-axes at the SOURCE*
(15:06) Yes. Yes it was quick. I already pooped and everything! ;)
(15:07) It was just ready. It was like the bulls at the gates in Spain.
Marius (Shadowless, old, usual, midnight blue garg.)
(18:24) (( Warning, Leah pictures cause keyboard stains. ))
(16:50) Isa> Yay!
Sean> Yay!
Leah> Yay!
FA> Fuck off and die!
Alex> Yay!
2005-05-16
Grind who, Josh? - Yunie
Leon (Horny Young Garg)
(01:32) Jewel> ohhh him?....yeah Arc's told me stories *grinds the jewel*
Jewel (Part of her dress is ripped. Las Vegas Realm.) 2 (01:33) Josh< (( *BOL* Not this Jewel! BAHAHAHAHAHA! XD ))
Leon (Horny Young Garg)
(01:46) Jwel>*nods, sighs* yeah... *grinds jewel into a find powder*
Jewel (Part of her dress is ripped. Las Vegas Realm.) 2 (01:46) (( @_@ ..... he did it again! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD ))
Best of updates, I swear I'm not ratting
Katman
(21:45) OH boy oh boy, I've always wanted to do one of these!
*update*
Mateo - Arranging his new chapel home and all his guns.
Katman - Breaking stuff in Whoever's lab.
;)
Splat (mousey, very mousey)
(20:58) so i was at this after hours coffee house last night and this guy told me his fridge told him that the cheese was evil and so he had to burn the cheese, but then the little "things" told him he had to spread out the chese for it to work, or the cheese would win, so he burned down his house. then he was admitted.
Scrotom
(21:16) *flops over, inanimate suddenly*
(21:17) *shudders, laying on the floor*
Penis (Isa's penis, has a lovely voice.) 2 (21:17) O! You lost.. something >.>
Lou
(21:17) Penis>Yeah I did...*Is sad.* I have no more scrotum.
Cerbčre (Hell's bitch, Twilight's quotesmaster - QUOTES UPDATE IN PROGRESS) 2 (19:12) that was a long one.. but worth my time ; )
2 (19:14) Isa> you go for a poop?
Cerbčre (Hell's bitch, Twilight's quotesmaster - QUOTES UPDATE IN PROGRESS) 2 (19:15) Josh> HAHhaahhahah XD
2005-05-01
And the RPers Rejoice!!! - Rin
Sydney (Crown, Jewellery) 2 (21:17) vyxen> *ZOOOMS past you* looooooooooserrrrrr
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire, knee length black hair, purple cat slit eyes, black corset, black leather pants, trench vest, C-boots, sword and Violin: Las Vegas) 2 (21:18) Syd> ((*Snerks at you*))
Syd> *Glares at you, whispers a spell and explodes one of your tires*
Sydney (Crown, Jewellery) 2 (21:19) Vyx> ((oh the 'Puncture tyre' spell.... I know it well. Lvl 4 bard spell right? -_-)) *he careens off the road violently... smashing into a building, flying through the windsheild and into the wall*
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire, knee length black hair, purple cat slit eyes, black corset, black leather pants, trench vest, C-boots, sword and Violin: Las Vegas) 2 (21:21) Syd> *Watches you* Stops her Bike and just sits there* Should I.... *Thinks for a few minutes*
Sydney (Crown, Jewellery) 2 (21:22) Vyxen> *is lying in a sprawl on the hood of the car... glass everywhere*
Sydney (Crown, Jewellery) 2 (21:24) Vyxen> *he isnt getting up... blood begins to trickle down the side of the hood*
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire, knee length black hair, purple cat slit eyes, black corset, black leather pants, trench vest, C-boots, sword and Violin: Las Vegas) 2 (21:21) *Kickstands her bike and steps over to you, taking her time* Well well well... Hmmm.. *Hops onto the top of the car and looks at you on the hood of the engine from where she sits on the hood of the cab* Karma sucks, don't it...