The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2005-04-30
The best pickupline in deed
Sydney (*outside city* Crown, Jewellery.) 2 (21:33) (( BEST PICK UP LINE EVER!!!-- "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"))
2005-04-23
Lou, what have you been hidding?
(14:44) Lou> I didn't see any boobies in that picture. And I saw your boobies.
2005-04-21
Very UnSplendiforous! - Jo
Datasept (Manor --- Gargoyle with metallic inputs over his body, VCR entry plug/datajack at the base of his skull, black matte Polyvinyl chloride clothing) 2 (19:49) [[ ANTS! ]]
Duke (In A Elevator)
(19:50) (Hey! ANTS rhymes with PANTS!)
Arboreal 2 (19:50) (( Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!! ))
(19:52) Who else here thinks it's not splendiforous when ants cover your bits? Show of hands. *raises hand*
Cures to all; read the guidelines
Lou
(10:25) This emotin wuv confuses and infuriates us.
Ron
(10:25) Lou> Preperation H will help soothe the fury.
Lou
(10:26) Ron>*Takes orally.*
2005-04-20
Take the other pill
Blue
(18:04) I usta have dreams about warehouses full of sleeping people connected to wires.
Morpheus
(18:05) Blue>Those were no dreams
Blue
(18:05) Morpheus> They were too. *hangs up*
(Poor Bo...) 2 (15:47) ron> bah, well I'm unstoppable :D
Ron (Aliems!)
(15:47) Bo> Didn't I tell you to lay off the prunes?
2005-04-15
Non Man Sex Sean Quotes....I can't believe it either - Lou
Pineapple (Dole Brand) 2 (18:00) *Is firm in Sean's ass*
Sean (I...am...wearing a bra and female thong, and I have a pineapple up my ass....)
(18:01) *shaves the Yunie-kitty, and shoots Robbie in the foot ;)*
Robbie 2 (18:01) 0.o Sean's ass brought the pineapple to life 0.0 Sean's ass is god!
Pineapple (Dole Brand) 2 (18:02) *Is alive...and warm...and covered in brown stuff.*
(Kitty!!!!! =^_^=)
(18:02) * is shaved* My pretty blue fur! ;_;
Robbie 2 (18:03) *blinkblink* omg... Sean shaved a pussy...
2005-04-12
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - Rin
Arclight (Male mirror Garg...yadda, yadda, yadda) 2 (21:14) Vermin>*Sees Vermin.* Again?
Vermin (Big sewer rats or other abominations, poisonnous snakes, bats, etc)
(21:15) Arc> *oh yes, again* *same scenario... *
2005-04-11
That's nothing new - Lou
Jen (mmm multiple deviousness -->) 2 (17:12) chopping a kid to pieces> WHAT THE FUCK!
(17:13) heh I've seen people do that
Sean
(17:13) Yes, the world is certainly fucked up. We had a former meth user talk to us in school, today.
Lou (ready to vomit) 2 (17:13) Josh>We've all seen people chop people up.
(13:34) Mmm. Pizza in the oooven.
Blue
(13:35) That sounds like a codephrase.
Lou
(13:36) The monkey wears a plad jumpsuit
2005-04-05
Inuyasha - Leah
Ron
(00:05) No way Kagome will be an eternal virgin...
Inuyasha will take her roughly with his Tetsusaiga...and Wind Scar all over her face
2005-04-04
Inspiration - Leah
Blue
(23:10) *snerk* Leah's boobs make me want to draw.
2005-04-02
Obey the GM - Jo/Isa/Leah
GM (evil!)
(23:02) Everyone> *It starts with this.. rumble in your bellies. Is it a nasty parasite? Passing gaz? It seems to go away. And then another cramp passes. Oh no, it's not going to go away. After a few sharp painful cramps you realise that it's time to go, an dvery fast that is. Because you have DIARHEA!
Hope (nice red floor length toga thing, black feathery wings)
(23:03) (( AHHH! Oh god the.... wait, I could use some spring cleaning! ))
(23:03) Eww.
Ron
(23:03) *immediately drops his pants and takes an explosive shit right there in the middle of the floor*
... Whoa. It's like a tar-pit!
(23:03) Double Eww. *sits far from Ron's mess*
Ace (Male humanoid, manor Realm) 2 (23:04) ((That feels warm against my bottom.))
Katman
(23:04) *enters* Hey guys, I- *delicate sensibilites offened by Ron and his shit* ;)
Ron
(23:05) Don't you Eww it, you goofy twat. That's ART, you uncultured bimbo. You will embrace this art and you will let the glory of it wash over you like a monsoon of beautiful pleasure. -_-
*shits discreetly*
... *drip*
Ron
(23:07) HEY KIM. THE WAY YOU USE ORANGERED TO EXPRESS ANGER PLEASES AND AMUSES ME.
... *drip*
Goddamnit. *waddles off half-squattingly, trying to find a roll of toilet paper, or perhaps just a handy immobile person to get close to*
... Hey Katman. C'mere. ;)
Katman
(23:08) Ron> *outside, across the street, smoking*
*doesn't hear you* I can only cleanse that place with fire now. ;) *tosses a lit match into the room from ACROSS THE STREET*
Kim
(23:09) Ron> *growls, does not like you DRIPPING ON THE CARPET* *ORGASMIC RAGE*
Ron
(23:10) *sees the match, and shrieks in horror*
OH NOES!! THE POO-GAS WILL INFLAMEINATE US ALL!!
Kim> *enjoys the orgasmic rage, and shows his pleasure by performing the Bear Necessities song from Jungle Book, only using you as a tree and his ass as his back*
Yeah, man! *bearish pose*
Lou (Is a sick asshole according to GFW)
(16:03) I summon forth the children of the night, come forth from your dark holes.
Josh (Update: The Pope is Dead, and I'm wearing Pants) 2 (16:04) *poops*
Chris M.
(16:05) Wow.