The Twilight Clan Quotes

A Gargoyles Fan Site

Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life. If you enjoyed this page, why not visit the real chat and have fun with us!

Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.

PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!



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2005-08-29
We all knew that, but not like that

Sean
   (16:25) P.E.N.I.S.: Positronic Electronic Nocturnal Infiltration Soldier

2005-08-26
Pole Poking - Josh

Sean
   (11:39) Yunie> *prods*
Yunie
   (11:40) Sean< * prods you back .............. with a ten foot pole*
Sean
   (11:40) Yunie> o.O *grabs the pole*
Yunie
   (11:41) Sean< * lets you have it* pulls out a 15 foot pole and proceedes to prod you with it*
 (I'm a Doctor in the art of Piracy -->) 2
   (11:41) Yunie> I'm DYING to know where your pulling these poles from
Yunie
   (11:42) Josh< * hides the removable transdimentional hole behind her back* Oh ....... I have my sources .... >_> ...
Lily Doll
   (11:43) *Laughs* Yunie has access to many poles. ;)
 (I'm a Doctor in the art of Piracy -->) 2
   (11:44) Yunie> .... get out of my pants

2005-08-25
Ariel's guest music

Lou
   (14:06) *Has started listening to Harry Belafonte.* Shake shake shake Senora
Lou
   (14:07) Harry Belafonte who played Ariel's crabs
Leah
   (14:08) ...........Ariel's crabs????? *LAUGHS HARD* XD

2005-08-14
Sensational!

A  (...somewhere in France)
   (21:42) Ron> ((*rapes you AGAIN*))
Ron
   (21:44) Leah> *flails, calls for the police, accidentially dialing for papparazzi* Oops. Darn...
A  (...somewhere in France)
   (21:46) Ron> ((*screams, curses, ends up on Page 6....what an insult. Page -6- >_< ))


Josh is a racist - SC


   (01:02) GOD DAMN SC!
 (Sc)
   (01:02) GOD DAMN JOSHUA!!

   (01:02) O_O *deadpans*
 (Sc)
   (01:03) *pans to death*

   (01:03) I hate that name you olympically wallop-faced Norwegian!
 (Sc)
   (01:04) ............*fol* Now, there's a creative insult. G'night, Man.

   (01:05) SC> good night you porcelainly barbarian bedpan collector.......

2005-08-09
Call it diagnal reading

Victor 2
   (23:14) *and meanwhile has gone to the kitchen for a snack, and has been sitting there on the counter staring into space as he munches on a sandwich*
Jewel  (Maternity clothes. Very pregnant belly.) 2
   (23:14) Delia< * looks at you funny* My journey?
Carole  (Adult human female, modestly dressed)
   (23:15) (Whoah, for a second there I thought Victor's caption has very pregnant belly.)


Hope - Leah

Blue
   (18:37) Is your heart warmed?
Lou 2
   (18:38) Well...my heart is cold and bleak and desolate place.....but there was a warm breeze coming through

2005-08-08
Yes, yes it is - Carole

Carole  (Adult human female, modestly dressed; has a plush sea turtle in the crook of her arm and a pair of headphones around the base of her neck)
   (23:22) *nods* And while I may have a very large, ambiguously big, interstellar, trans-dimensional naval army at my command, I don't have it currently. *smirks lightly, berating herself . . .*
*and blinks; she assumed that the previous matter was done with, apparently not; chuckles lightly, casting aside her woes* Oh, no, not really anyway. *gestures to the basketball-sized machine* Like I said, this guy here reminded me of an AI-machine I once knew . . . I haven't seen 'im in a while.
Datasept  (Security Rigger Gargoyle) 2
   (23:24) I'm all ears. -To listen to the core of the current problem that is. As for the ball, well, he just nods. Maybe it's a human thing to feel attached to AIs, or a woman thing? Not too sure.-

2005-08-07
Sauce farts - Kim

Moose  (Kim)
   (00:19) My friend told me that her sister was teasing her and tried to push out a fart on my friends face, and pooped her britches.

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-ISA-  (July Quotes up!)
   (00:20) Kim> wtf?........................her -britches-? XD
Moose  (Kim)
   (00:20) YEAH. HER BRITCHES.

That's old school, for pants.
-ISA-  (July Quotes up!)
   (00:21) oh god... ew.. EW!!!
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SAUCE FARTS

2005-08-06
Damned invasive characters

Jonathan  (Plain ol' gargoyle. Obnoxiously yellow swimming trunks.)
   (19:21) *appears in Kim's bathroom, soaking in the tub*

2005-08-05
"shuts. But that was a pretty god damn funny typo. ;)"

Hope  (hospital gown, novelty shark slippers -Medlab)
   (21:58) Erik> Yaaaay... *smiles and oh yeah... the next time she shits her eyes they stay shut and she goes a bit limp*

2005-08-04
Is that what inspired Loo?

Kim
   (13:13) When I think of Arsenal evolving, I think of him breaking out of a pokeball and turning white and growning horns and extra powers. ;)

2005-08-03
The hell ;)


   (14:51) HI

   (14:52) wrong chat room
out

2005-08-01
how............akward - Josh

Deej
   (18:45) It's still weird watching Isa call you Dad Nick :P
-ISA-  (Self pic, fear it ->) 2
   (18:46) Deej> get use to it ;)
Deej
   (18:47) Isa> Oh it doesn't bother me it's just weird because Nick likes to be called Daddy during phone sex and such. >_>
Nick
   (18:47) Deej> Dun worry... she won't call you mom................. yet :P
 (It's Chibi) 2
   (18:47) O-o
-ISA-  (Self pic, fear it ->) 2
   (18:47) Deej>.......................
 (It's Chibi) 2
   (18:48) o_O
Kim
   (18:48) o_o
 (It's Chibi) 2
   (18:48) *covers teh virgin ears of my poor chibi*

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