The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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2005-01
Special Vlafour of January: Cockail throwers. Each color is for a new day
Moltov Cocktail (A bootle, with flaming cloth attached to it.)
(16:12) *Crashes through a window*
Moltov Cocktail (A bottle, with flaming cloth attached to it.)
(16:14) *Explodes*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Memeber of the IRA)
(16:55) *Hops into a pickup truck and drives off*
Molotov Cocktail Thrower (Member of the Quebec Liberation Front )
(11:47) *Hops into the back of a pickup* Viva Le Quebec!
Moltov Cocktail thrower (Militant Lesbian Group.)
(20:44) *Hops into the back of a pickup truck* WE DON'T NEED MEN!
Moltov cocktail Thrower (Robot)
(21:02) Robot's are sentient too! *Hops in to the back of a pickup and drives off*
Moltov Cocktail (A bottle with a flaming rag in it.)
(18:17) *Crashes through a window.*
LIGHT (Giant white Gargoyle male, looks aged, mixed accent - Dressed in black loin cloth - Main room) 2 (18:17) *catches the cocktail in his fangs, drinks it down, spits fire* ;)
Moltov Cocktail (A bottle with a flaming rag in it.)
(18:17) *Is drunk.*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Member of the Society for the Preservation of Canadian Manor Windows.)
(18:18) *Waits for an explosion*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Member of the Society for the Preservation of Canadian Manor Windows.)
(18:20) *Looks at the empty bottle and rag* What....I'll be back....Save the windows!. *Disgruntily opens the passenger side door of the pick up, and drives off.*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Humans against Chia-Pet Killing)
(18:32) SAVE THE CHIAs! *Hops into the back of the pickup and drives off.*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Stuck at home)
(21:53) Son of a bitch.*The poickup truck was stuck in a snow bank.* How am I suppose to thrower my cocktail tonight. God damn nature.
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Anti-Dentiste)
(20:20) A dentist is just a doctor who failed out of Med School!.*Hops onto the back of a snowmobile...thats right they got a snowmobile.*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Anti-Dentiste)
(20:21) Soul>What the....*Hits a snowbank lauching into the air, and crashes into a wall exploding.*
Moltov Cocktail Thrower (Eric Gibb The Boy who could Fly)
(21:21) *Doesn't say anything is autistic, ignores the pickup truck and flys off.*
2005-01-31
Ried, La revolution - Ried
Ried
(10:31) Kim> I KNOW... I was defending Josh's point of view by saying that it's hard to get proper love interests for the guy charries of the chat room. ;)
(10:32) most of the girls play guys anyways :P
Kim (El Nino)
(10:33) Yeah, Ive played guys several times. ;)
Kim (El Nino)
(10:34) Gawd, you men complain too much. ;)
Ried
(10:36) Josh> Shush! I'm trying to start a revolution, and you're not helping.
Kim> I don't complain... only when my manly charries get raped and abused. ;)
(10:36) a revolution? for what outcome?
Ried
(10:37) Boreal> To get more women into the room, duhhhhhhh... ;)
(10:38) Ried> oh... yes of course I concour
Ried
(10:39) Yes, now Josh is with me, and we shall win! Bring out the guillotine!
(10:41) Ried> no no... the frenchrevolution was to kill the aristocratic leaders of the nation... we don't ned a guillotine, just a woman machine
Kim (El Nino)
(10:40) GUILLOTINE?! O.O *runs*
Ried
(10:41) Kim> Oh, you can't run from the guillotine. See, all the people I despise is on this list *holds it up* and if you're on the list, your head comes off. It's so simple, even a monkey could do it.
Kim (El Nino)
(10:42) >_< *keeps running* I beeter not be on that list!
Ried
(10:42) Josh> Oh? *Looks at list, then guillotine, then you* Well frig... there hasn't ever BEEN a revolution like that. Now what am I supposed to do?
Wait! I can use my engineering skills to BUILD a woman machine... with science!
(10:42) wait what? why are we likking hated people? *drags tom's character body in*
(10:43) likking=killing
(10:43) Ried> demand more women?
Ried
(10:44) Josh> I did place those demands... they haven't been met.
Kim> *Looks on the list* Nope, you're not on the list.
(10:45) Ried> well damn
Kim (El Nino)
(10:45) Phew. *stops running, goes to get a drink*
(10:46) Ried> so who IS on the list?
Ried
(10:48) Josh> Oh! That's a good question. *Looks again* Rrrrrmmmm... actually, it's a lot of people I don't recognize. Oh! Well here's the seven dwarves... they I recognize. They hid beautiful women away in a house, and must pay for their crimes.
(10:48) Ried> fair enough
Ried
(10:50) Then let the revolution commence! Oh... but I need an executioner. I'm far too fair and handsome to cut people's heads off. Hmmmmm...
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(10:50) *gets a hat*
Ried
(10:51) *Looks astutely around* You, over there with that fine hat! What's your name?
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(10:52) me? oh I'm Josh, Josh Kill'em
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(10:53) ((which conicdently is my step fathers name :P))
Ried
(10:54) Josh Kill'em> Well good sir, you look like a strong lad who can pull a mean piece of rope. Would you be willing to man the guillotine, knowing you'll be helping the revolution of the century?
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(10:55) *puts on blood proof executioner pants* always ready to serve the casue sir!
Kim (El Nino)
(10:56) *huffs and looks dissapointed, dropping her huge axe to the ground* ;_; I know when I'm not wanted...
Ried
(10:57) Josh Kill'em> Excellent, my good sir! Well, step right up there.
Now... I need to find someone to bring me all these people on the list. It can't be me, cause I don't know any of them. Hmmmmmm... you, with the large axe!
Kim (has a large axe)
(10:58) *spits out a tooth* Aye? O.o
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(10:59) *steps right up there*
Ried
(10:59) Kim> Well... um... despite the fact you should probably see a dentist, I need a strong youth to go fetch all these people on the list so Josh Kill'em can chop off their heads. Do you feel up to the challenge? Can you make this revolution a reality??
Kim (has a large axe)
(11:02) Ried> ....I'll do it, but only if I... *pauses, launches another tooth across the room with a flick of her head* ...if I get to kill a few myself. *takes a huge black pillowcase from her back pocket that reads "Kidnapp-ees"*
Ried
(11:03) Kim> Well... I'll have to ask my faithful lad Josh Kill'em.
Josh Kill'em> What do you say? Are you willing to share a few heads with the unknown lad with the bad teeth?
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(11:04) Ried>*looks to Kim*hugs*
Ried
(11:06) Kim> Well, looks like you have your way then. *Hands you the badly written list - actually, only the seven dwarf names are clearly written, and the rest looks like a 3-year old's scribbling* Get to work now, and don't disappoint.
*Salutes you both and stands back satisfied*
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(11:07) Ried> otay....
Kim (has a large axe)
(11:08) *takes the list and stuffs it in her belt loop, truddling off towards the mountains, dragging the huge axe behind*
Ried
(11:09) Ok, well I'm off to... recruit more people, and find more lists... you know, important revolutionary stuff. So keep up the head production and I'll be back. *Salutes you both again, and quickly scampers off*
(With a hat that says 'Executioner' on it)
(11:09) Kim>*follows happily*
2005-01-29
The Heavens are simple
Kim
(13:18) OW! *dies, screaming towards the heavens* WHYYYYY?
The Heavens
(13:18) Kim>Because
2005-01-29
Miracle Grow - Kim
(there's a Jo in my pocket...but I'm still happy to see you)
(18:20) *unzip*THUMP*
2005-01-27
When will you learn - Leah
(Beware Evil Doers!) 2 (23:52) Alex>*eats*
Alex
(23:53) Josh> o.O
(Beware Evil Doers!) 2 (23:53) alex> when will you learn that I am amazing?
Alex
(23:54) Josh>.................
Iva
(17:17) *can't read Isa's quote, squints* Pimple tree? O.o
Jen
(17:17) iva> Pine nipples!!
Alex
(17:17) PINENIPPLE TREE,
Isa (Pinenipple Tree)
(17:18) PINE-NIPPLES *tosses zip-lock bags full of nipples to everyone and is really gone after*
Iva
(17:19) Pine nipples...that'd hurt during sex man...
(15:28) wow.....booger porn....damn..... thats just less right
Mari
(21:58) Wyrm> *gives you the gift that keeps on giving...crotch lice*
2005-01-25
Who's who? - False Adam
False Adam
(10:34) I have never heard of Whoville.
Rosanna
(10:34) All the Whos live in Whoville the tall and the small
False Adam
(10:35) So Ron lives in Whoville? is that in the US?
Rosanna
(10:36) I guess he does. Ask him.
Bodewyn
(10:36) Nah, he was only born in Whoville...
False Adam
(10:36) Who was born in Whoville?
Bodewyn
(10:37) Yes.
False Adam
(10:37) whos yes?
Rosanna
(10:38) Who is Who if Who were a who.
Bodewyn
(10:38) No, Who's Ron.
Rosanna
(10:38) ?
False Adam
(10:38) Bode> YOU KNOW WHO RON IS!!!
Part 2, Waste of time - False Adam
False Adam
(10:42) Rose> when!?
Rosanna
(10:42) FA< What?
False Adam
(10:43) Rose> who?
Rosanna
(10:44) fA< Why?
False Adam
(10:44) Rose> where?
Rosanna
(10:45) Where=in whoville
What= a who
When=i don't know
Why= he just was
False Adam
(10:46) That answers nothing..
Bodewyn (Lurking invisably and untouchable)
(10:56) *watches Hammy*
Hamlet 2 (10:56) ~watches Bode watch him~
Bodewyn (Lurking invisably and untouchable)
(10:57) Hey! You can't watch me, I'm invisable!
(Sc)
(08:37) Hooray! Harrassee!
Kim
(08:38) You can't harass me, I have tooth decay!
(Sc)
(08:39) *harrasses Kim with dentists seat* ;)
Kim
(08:40) *as per Scott's suggestion*
I was in so much pain and so nervous yeterday in the dentists chair, that I sweat an ass print in the dentists chair.
(Sc)
(08:41) *snickers* In case you missed that... Kim
(08:40) *as per Scott's suggestion*
I was in so much pain and so nervous yeterday in the dentists chair, that I sweat an ass print in the dentists chair.
Kim
(08:42) Yes, I sweat a shit load, apparently.
(Sc)
(08:44) *nodnod* Yes, Kim Lost a cup size sweating. ;)
Kim
(08:45) ....fuck you, Scott.
In case you missed that... FUCK YOU, SCOTT.
...;)
(Sc)
(08:45) *laughs amusedly*
2005-01-23
Probably not - GC
Despair (new pajamas, and a blue robe) 2 (19:47) Arsenal> *grins, giving a secretly honest nod* Yes, yes I do. Why is Las Vegas on your face? Your bandaid looks like the inside of a computer. *honest, about everything ;)*
Arsenal (Neat blinking fleet bandage on face, jeans, green T-shirt....looking...scruffy.) 2 (19:48) Despair> Doctor Green's into some "Fleet" technology or something. I think he and GC are going at it. *nods* So really? *looks genuinely thrilled* When do you want to? :)
Avator> ......*looks up* ....hey....
(19:51) Doctor Greene could be considered GC's father age-wise. Do I want to know what Arsenal means by 'going at it'?
Arsenal (Neat blinking fleet bandage on face, jeans, green T-shirt....looking...scruffy.) 2 (19:52) GC> ((HAahahahahAHAHahaHA ;) ))
Barley (Gray spotted dark green gargoyle, wearing camo pants. Hazel eyes, brown hair.)
(13:30) Leon> *chuckles* Ask Othoenil about it. He was fine.
*blinks, tilting his head* Hmmm, I have to go. *disappears in a cloud of green smoke that smells vaguely like peas*
Cicero (IM's<------ BE ------> Twlight Chat)
(13:31) * smells the pea.*Huh.it seems that the Green Giant runs hell now. When did Satan get dethroned?
2005-01-19
The Greatest RP moment...EVER!- Lou
Boreal 2 (22:51) *gets lightbulb* from the light bulb drawer (which is next to the hammer and brick drawer btw) ((get ready for some AWESOME RP ACTION EVERYONE!)*CHANGES LIGHT BLUB*
Hamlet (D.J. Craig) 2 (22:47) Phew! ~leans against the door~ Yeay! Happy door! :) ~wonders what other colors to paint the door~ ~considers zebra stripes~
Fred Durst (Posin') 2 (22:47) *Burst out from behind the door* Yo...word, what up. I'm fred durst...I rock!. *Ball grabs and hops onto a car*
Hamlet (D.J. Craig) 2 (22:48) AGH! No! The door has release the anti-culture!
2005-01-16
Perverted Wit - False Adam
(19:54) In addition to the other neato things I got for my apartment today like colorful plates and placemats and oatmeal cookies I got.......
Arclight (Male mirror garg, 2 swords, mullet, no shirt, jeans, spike beard)
(19:54) ((playstation 2?))
(Anthropomorphic, albino vampire bat; wears jeans; face and hand-claws are bloodied)
(19:54) (Laid?)
(19:55) A 10-INCH STUFFED-ANIMAL-TYPE-FURRED PINK COCK AND BALLS FROM SPENCER'S. THE BALLS ARE WEIGHTED. HAHAHAHA!
It is currently on the back of my couch. ;)
Lycan Wolfbane (Wears a long, black leather trenchcoat, dark jeans and a black t-shirt beneath, aswell a a pair of heavy looking boots. Half of his face is tattooed. 7'5'' tall, extraordinarily well built.) 2 (19:55) (( stop thats a quote))
Animotronic Abraham Lincoln
(18:41) *Stands up and moves stiffly* Four score and 7 years ago....
Webster
(18:42) (*takes out a shotgun and shoots the evil anamatronics in the head* oh yeah.. did i meantion how much animatronics scared the shit outta me?)
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln
(18:43) *IS shot, dies, and raises from the grave*
Webster
(18:43) (how can a robot die??)
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln
(18:44) ((Ask Assimov))
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln
(18:46) *Eats a human* UGGHhh...Four Score...UUGGHHH
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Licoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:48) Uggghh...Emancipate....Ugghhh....*Eats some more flesh*
Kim (wants action)
(18:49) Lincoln> *throws a tomato at* WE PAVED THE WAY FOR THAT AT ANTITEM!
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:50) Kim>*Is hit by Tomato* URGGGHhh....*Builds a log cabin...a zombie log cabin*...URRGGGHHH
Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:52) *walks in with a loaded gun* Heeere lincy lincy lincoln!
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:53) *Is not scared of Animatronic John Wilkes Booth for he is not a zombie...and only a Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth can hurt, a Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln.*
Webster
(18:54) (*shoots john wilkes booth in the FACE!*)
Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:54) *sets up a small theatre doing a production of Our American Cousin*
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:55) *Atends theatre production* URRgghhh....America...Urrrgghhh. *Eats an usher*
Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:55) *has had his face blown off, leaving eyes and circuits*
Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:57) *mixes up a zombification potion, because a little known fact that all animatronic versions of famous assassins are alchemists in their spare time*
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:58) *Sits in Balchony seat* Urrgghhh....Proclamation...urrrghh. *Eats another usher*
Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:58) *drinks zombification potion*
Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(18:59) uuurrrrggg Lincoln brains! I'm a zombie shakesphearean actor, and foul bigoted racist who has now become a minority...what an irony!
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(18:59) *Moves stiffly and robotic like, mouth opening and closing* Urrrrrrgghhh....Forefathers...self evident...Urrrgghhh. *Eats Actor*
Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(19:00) *shuffles up behind balcony seat with gun* (a nice little gun you could show to your gran, assuming you were going to kill her that is)
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(19:01) *Is now afraid of Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth because he now is a zombie* URggghhhh
Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(19:01) *dumps gun and goes for lincoln animatronic brains*
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(19:02) *Has Brains eaten* URRGHH
((If he doesn't say Death to zombie Tyrants in latin, this will not be worth it.))
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(19:03) *Zombie animatronic tyrants is more correct*
Zombie Animatronic Abraham Lincoln (Is a zombie of an animatronic Lincoln not an Animatronic of a zombie Lincoln)
(19:04) *Continues to have his Zombie animatronic brains eaten out*
Zombie Animatronic John Wilkes Booth (Lincoln, your ass is mine!)
(19:07) mortis a zombus animatronus tyrannus!
2005-01-14
A pound of Trish to go - Lou
Trish Nightshade (Body parts belong to: Boob go to Sc and Joshie, Both sets of lips and heart go to Sean, Ass goes to Robbie, Right hand goes to Jen and feet go to Louie)
(16:58) Wow I am well shared by all. ;)
(The Artist Currently Known as Josh)
(17:06) *sudden;y has a vision, of a butcher shop* and the clan is crowed around decided what pieces the want of Trish*
Ron (Eat at Rocko's Macaroni Pizzeria. Three-cheese tubes with a side of fusili marinara. ... what the hell are you laughing at? Now pay the Godfather what you owe him.)
(20:53) Kim> Alas!! *redirects course of flight through convenient changes of wind, sending you into the pool*
Kim
(20:53) Ron> *which is rather sad for you to do, considering youre attached to her at the anckle* ;)
Ron (Eat at Rocko's Macaroni Pizzeria. Three-cheese tubes with a side of fusili marinara. ... what the hell are you laughing at? Now pay the Godfather what you owe him.)
(20:54) GODDAMNIT, NO!! >_<