The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2005-02-27
*Slip* Part 1 - Jen
GM
(22:41) HER LEGS ARE AROUND YOU! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE SHADE!!!!
....you can say it was an accident! The water made it 'slip in!'
White (Albino Gargy)
(22:41) Leah> (( ow.. just.. ow ;p ))
White (Albino Gargy)
(22:43) ( water does not slip ;) ))
GM
(22:43) I dunno. I've had some shower sex in my day and a wet wang is pretty slick! It's like a fucking penquin sliding across ice. ZZZZZZIIIIIIIP!
Delia
(13:10) Man, I make Delia suck off one guy. JUST ONE, and it sticks forever. ;)
Hamlet 2 (22:21) Anagram for Arclight - Chat Girl. Just to be fair, Anagram for Dustin J. Craig - I scan jig turd. ;) ~runs off to bed~
2005-02-21
Misunderstanding Part 2
Ryvanna Trinslayer (Ryvnn) (Ka'Tacurin Princess. Confused as ****.) 2 (19:09) [i]A look to Boreal. "Not like this, I can't...and not so hard. My body's still hurting."
Mariko (Master of the Piffle)
(19:10) ............Please tell me I'm not the only one who twisted Ryv's statement... >_>
Boreal (joint in mouth, smells faintly of pot) 2 (16:18) Delia>*nods*... It's quiet... I'e never had this happen before... the pants here don't speak to me... or even listen
2005-02-20
What do -you- have? - Kim
Lou
(08:43) I has lunch!
Delia
(09:01) I has sleep.
Kim
(09:02) I has vagina.
Delia
(09:03) I don't think I can top that. Well....'top that' maybe, but....wait....what?
2005-02-19
Who Has Blue Balls? - Yunie
(13:30) *scraps part 2, as it removes elements of surprise* ;)
Barley (ooc)
(13:32) Leah> Bah. You got me all excited.
Erik (The Usual? - Basement) 2 (13:32) (( Mariko has the RP blue balls! ))
Barley (ooc)
(13:32) Erik> I have the what?
Erik (The Usual? - Basement) 2 (13:33) (( you herd me ))
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing pants that are a little too big for him, and no shirt. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent. Looks somewhat better.) 2 (13:33) (( To think that Delia's skin is blue....joke city. >;) ))
Yunalesca (Gargoyle of Spira. Sorceress of the Dragon. Purple skin, cyan hair and eyes.) 2 (13:34) (( Yes, yes, we all know that Delia has <font size=8> Blue Balls! ))
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing pants that are a little too big for him, and no shirt. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent. Looks somewhat better.)
(13:34) (( HAH! You couldn't make it work! :) ))
Yunalesca (Gargoyle of Spira. Sorceress of the Dragon. Purple skin, cyan hair and eyes.) 2 (13:36) (( Okay, let me repeat that, this time I'll get it. Everyone! Delia has blue balls! ))
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing pants that are a little too big for him, and no shirt. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent. Looks somewhat better.) 2 (13:36) (( Yeah, Delia has indefinite blue balls. ;) ))
(Vivid poison-green female garg, straight white-blond shoulder-length hair, green eyes)
(13:36) ((YAY BLUE BALLZ!))
2005-02-17
Without proper context...
(21:53) Zach> No worries; I can do this either on my own or with bystanders, doesn't matter to me, long as no one else minds I-uh -- masturbate -- again . . .
(07:20) It's pretty difficult to maintain your security in your womanhood when you've got a frigging boner and you're jacking it off.
(07:21) ...don't I know it.
2005-02-15
Feeling inadequat
Shade (the Dark Knight) 2 (21:41) White> Yes, I know I still need a bigger couch, but sadly I have no source of income. So unless I took one from the manor, which isn't very proper, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. *He smirked and shrugged, slowly adjusting so they could both lay down upon it*
Arsenal (not well...his room) 2 (21:43) Shade (the Dark Knight) 2
(21:41) White> Yes, I know I still need a bigger crotch, but sadly I have no source of income. So unless I took one from the manor, which isn't very proper, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. *He smirked and shrugged, slowly adjusting so they could both lay down upon it*
2005-02-12
Someone found a use for them.
Molotov Cocktail (A bottle with a flaming rag in it) 2 (18:56) *Crashes through a window.*
Ried
(18:57) Molotov Cocktail> *Tosses you into my fireplace since it's still cold here*
Why Half Demons and Elves shouldn't switch places - Kim
Wolfy (A small pale brown kitty with bright blue eyes and very bushy tail. Had long hair on his head, just like in his normal form.) 2 (12:33) *struts in grinning* oh yeah, I'm sexah, I'm sexah, shake mah bootah, oh yeah!
2005-02-10
Death by Snoo-Snoo - Josh
Boreal 2 (17:35) (( I think Destroy and Arclight would make an adorable couple. always figthing for controll over the other, horrible loud noises echoing though the manor, and certain death by SNOO SNOO))
(09:58) erik> I don't care :P but i got a huge reaction
Anawiel
(09:59) Joshy-*giggles* I misread what you wrote just now and I thought it said you had a huge erection >_o
2005-02-07
The Mystery of Cakepie - Jen
Alex
(15:47) CAKEPIE,
Jen (What the hell is he pointing at peeps! --->) 2 (15:48) alex> what does cakepie look like?
Alex
(15:48) Jen> Cake filled with pie.
Arclight (Male Mirror Garg, Another brick in the wall, Special room in the medlab.) 2 (15:48) ((No its pie filled cake.))
Jen (What the hell is he pointing at peeps! --->) 2 (15:49) and not pie filled with cake?
Alex
(15:49) Arc> NO, no! Cakepie. Cake filled with pie!
False Adam 2 (15:49) Alex your wrong... josh came up with it. and he says it's pie filled with cake
Jen (What the hell is he pointing at peeps! --->) 2 (15:50) that's what i'd assume.. like.. a pastry outside with a cake in the middle
Alex
(15:50) What?! Josh told me it was cake filled with pie.
False Adam 2 (15:50) jen> But the pastry is more like apple pies than like meat pies
False Adam 2 (15:50) Josh is wrong!
False Adam 2 (15:51) CAKEPIE!!!
Jen (What the hell is he pointing at peeps! --->) 2 (15:52) levitating cake pie
Jen (What the hell is he pointing at peeps! --->) 2 (15:53) how do you make pie look like it's levitating?
Blue
(21:50) I was busy looking at butts and trying to get Windows to work properly.
Karma (Comes around and goes around)
(12:02) Hello I am Karma, I make things balance out in the end, I shall look down to the Twilight Clan Chat and create Balance...Oh Look there is Bo, Fuck you Bo. *Sends many horrible things to Bo.*
(RAR! ART!) 2 (12:03) *laughs*it's funny cause it's true!
Hamlet 2 (12:03) Poor Bo!
Karma (Comes around and goes around)
(12:04) Now to Balance out the Bad things for Bo, Alexis and Jet shall have hot animal sex for hours.....and Hours.....and hours.
Hamlet 2 (12:04) Ew! Bestiality! EW!
(RAR! ART!) 2 (12:04) BAHAHA XD it's true
Josh's On and Off relationships - Kim
Bunny (A forest friend)
(11:49) Josh>*Stares at with wide eyes and masturbates*
Am I truely evil? - False Adam
Wyrm (Avatar form) 2 (00:15) Vyxen> ((considering Wyrm wanted you to kil lthe bastard not jabber on... he has other things to do you know... evil things. Like turn the manor into a gaint 'starbucks'))
2005-02-03
Where did they go?
White (OOC - New pic ->) 2 (14:20) All GFW gets sucked in here ;)
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