The Twilight Clan Quotes
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Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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2005-10-28
Military Inteligance! - Josh
Yunie
(11:32) I found my glasses and my hubby is home early because he got hit with pepper spray! WHOO HOO! :D
(11:33) yay pepper spray
Fawna
(11:33) Yunie> o.o Pepper spray? Ouch. My uncle got that done to him once. He's a police officer and they had to do it in training.
Yunie
(11:33) Fawna< * chuckles* That's the reason why, except for military purposes.
(11:35) 'alright, see, this here is a gun, now we're going to shoot you with this gun......don't worry, it's for training!'
Katman
(11:37) Fawna> Kick some ass. ;)
Josh> There are lots of good reasons for our military and police force to be sprayed in the face with their own pepper spray. ;)
(11:37) *week later* 'looks like you boys did alright with the gun test, so today.... this, is a Tank....'
(11:39) Kat> course there is, just like there is ample reason for them to be shot with their own guns
Katman
(11:39) You've gotta start small. ;) Today, pepper spray. Soon our troops will be tank-proof and nuke proof. ;)
2005-10-24
Tasty Victor - Josh
Victor (Black pants, white button-down shirt, jacket.)
(00:14) Jenn> Yeah. But when you beat up supervillains, do you eat them after? ;)
Jennifer Walters (She-hulk Lawyer)
(00:15) Vic>No....but supervillians don't taste as good as donuts
Victor (Black pants, white button-down shirt, jacket.)
(00:16) Jenn> Well I DO. You can ask Bo. *pats his knee again*
Jennifer Walters (She-hulk Lawyer)
(00:16) Vic>*is weirded out by that*
Arboreal
(00:17) Vic> ... how would I know that you taste as good as donuts? O_o
2005-10-20
What Greek know of wrestling
Gate
(10:46) WWF and WCW and WWE and WTFBBQ are all FAKE ;)
2005-10-18
Can't ever reach anyone nowdays
Arboreal (Medlabbing)
(09:20) *continues to try and gain contact with Fleet or Greene*
Isa (My swollen knee ->) 2 (09:20) god damned fleet, can't affoard women to answer phones! ;p
(09:21) Isa> ahahahahaah! "You've reached Fleet, this is Shirley speaking, how may I direct your call"
2005-10-16
New experimentations sometimes...
Carole (Adult human female, modestly dressed)
(21:43) *suddenly, for some reason, extremely embarassed, and makes her way to the Infirmary as quickly as possible*
Erik (Gargy, Alien green eyes, blond braided strand behind his ear.)
(21:44) (( Carole, for the first time, is experimenting -crabs- ))
Slayne (Undead wingless femme gargoyle. In her room.)
(21:44) (Eew..)
Victor
(21:44) (HAHA!)
Erik (Gargy, Alien green eyes, blond braided strand behind his ear.)
(21:45) (( >;) ))
Victor
(21:45) (Carole found centipedes. ;) )
Gate
(20:33)
Ronald loves the Cock.
Every day and every night.
Moaning with pleasure
;)
Ron
(20:35) Gate can kiss my ass,
His words shame the lot of us
Let's cum down his throat.
Gate
(20:36)
Ronal is so poor.
he didn't have enough to pay,
For teh last letter
;)
Ron
(20:38) Gate is full of filth,
When he speaks I hear seagulls,
Like trash barge at sea.
Gate
(20:42) Our dear friend Ronal.
Friend in need, friend indeed.
And homosexual
;)
Ron
(20:42) Like winged monkeys,
Gate unleashes his shit-words,
Fly, my pretties, fly!
Jennifer Walters (6ft 7in, Purple short Skirt, slit up side, tight top with low neckline, green hair flowing around neck)
(20:22) Vic/Bo>*Sets you down by the truck.* Guess I'm sitting between you too. *Gives both slaps on the butt.*
Katman
(20:24) *thuds down on the hood of Vic's truck, quite out of nowhere*
*holding some raggad wildflowers in his hand, still attached to a clump of Earth*
*thrusts them at Jennifer, his eyes as big as saucers* Marry me? ;)
The world will never know
Katman
(12:19) Alex> I've been sitting down all day. ;)
That's why
Katman
(12:19) I forgot what the hell I was typing. Damn work at work. ;)
Lou 2 (22:39) Naked Arsenal, Naked Neo, and soon to be naked Marius....Replace Erik for Neo and you got sean's wet dream
Lou 2 (22:40) Give everbody a gun....and you got Tom Morris' wet dream
Lou 2 (22:42) Make Everbody non-original Characters and you got Shannon's Wet dream
Nick (The hottest thing in Richmond today (besides Infidel) -->) 2 (09:33) Lou> Well then I was born a perv then. Because when I was 5, I was already telling girls I wanted to take pictures of them naked, and do stuff with them... granted I wasn't sure what, but I knew it had to do with touching of crotches.
Nick (The hottest thing in Richmond today (besides Infidel) -->) 2 (09:37) .... that has almost expectedly killed chat....
* A user has entered the chat. (09:39)
Lou (Poke-Twilight is finished --> ) 2 (09:40) Yep
(09:42) lasagna in the morning is a sin...
Lou (Poke-Twilight is finished --> ) 2 (09:42) Yep....again
2005-10-08
One can dream... one can dream - Lou
Ron
(10:16) It's always the males getting pissed at the women for sleeping around. When is a GUY gonna fuck the wrong chick one night, huh? When is there gonna be night of insane drinking where all the guys come back all wobbly and shit and teeter off into the wrong rooms? It's about time Alexis accidentially sodomizes Delia while whispering all of Jet's favorite words.
Gate
(09:45) I bet every State has different standards. Florida seems to be very lax who they hand out liscences to ;)
Fawna> Do you guys have to od teh reverse snail or whatever you call it? ;0
Lou (Got to catch them all) 2 (09:47) Reverse Snail sounds sexual
2005-10-05
Vic's OTHER favorite place - Josh
Bo (5 bullet holes in his new red, long sleeve thermal shirt)
(21:05) Vic>*looking for you*
Victor
(21:05) Bo> *is in his favorite place*
Bo (5 bullet holes in his new red, long sleeve thermal shirt)
(21:06) Vic>*looks in bathroom*
Victor
(21:07) Bo> *is NOT taking a shit, his OTHER favorite place*
Bo (5 bullet holes in his new red, long sleeve thermal shirt)
(21:07) Vic>*Looks in Tom Morris's Room*
Victor
(21:08) Al> *has a nympho's sex drive*
Bo> *is laying naked on Tom's bed giving himself the father of all handjobs while watching some weird beastiality porn*
2005-10-04
Hope at Hogwarts - Josh
A mugger (Ski mask, gun)
(23:16) Hope/Erik>*Runs up to you* Give me your money.
Erik (Gargy, Greenish eyes)
(23:16) *Wonders when people with a ski mask end up on an inhabited island in the middle of the sea....... ;P*
Hope? (black haired dark eyed gray gargy domi, tight leather outfit)
(23:17) Erik> ........*shakes her head* Erm.... no. *purrs* You think you are and that's bad.
*blinks*
Dear, a muggle has followed us home. I told you you couldn't have one.
A mugger (Ski mask, gun)
(23:37) Night Yunie.
*Disappears, lands in Tom Morris' lap.* You make me feel like a natural room. *Steals his 2 inch cock, and uses it as ammo for slingshot.*
Kissa (long dark wavy hair, pale emerald eyes, preppy) 2 (19:56) *Sits in nice, swanky bar, is totally getting stared at.*
Drunk guy (smells)
(19:57) Kissa> *Stumbles up* Hi....... So you wana like do ir or what? *Almost falls over*
Katman
(10:17) Halloween. ;) Back in Miniclan I had a running gag on Halloween night when people were actually in the chat. ;) Don't think I"ll be at my computer though. I'll probably be in Lucia. ;)
2005-10-02
Slippery Ice - Yunie
Shade (the Dark Knight)
(18:23) Ron> ~Well I miss you all too, but until I determine if my ram sucks or not, my comp could freeze at any moment. Again. Like it has all evening.~
Yunie> ~*Waves*~
Yunie
(18:24) Shade (the Dark Knight)
(18:23) Ron> ~Well I miss you all too, but until I determine if my ram sucks or not, my cock could freeze at any moment. Again. Like it has all evening.~
2005-10-01
Bo's secret stash - Lou
Bo 2 (23:28) Car>*would understand, the go into great detail about HIS room*
Carole (Adult human female, modestly dressed)
(23:28) (Tom/All> Yes. I was asked if we carried pornographic magazines of sixteen-year-olds.)