The Twilight Clan Quotes
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Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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A Special! - 2005-01-25
The origin of the Bus
Boreal (Medlab, seems alive now cause the machines say so)
(18:32) ((well fuck me with a school bus))
Erik (The Usual) 2 (18:33) Boreal> (( ow o.O ))
Boreal (Medlab, seems alive now cause the machines say so)
(18:33) Erik>(( very! I just hate screwing up))
Despair (in loose clothing, hair tied back)
(18:33) (( *wondering what kind of MASSIVE condom and special lubrication Josh is going to use to accomplish that* >_> ))
Neomea (jeans, black off-the-shoulder sweater, diamond pendant) 2 (18:34) ((HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!))
Erik (The Usual) 2 (18:34) (( Josh can do it, he'll take it like a man! ))
Hickory (A woman, cloaked and hooded.)
(18:34) ((O_O OW...))
Arclight (Male mirror Garg, Home is where the heart is, mainroom)
(18:34) ((Rip that ass apart.))
Boreal (Medlab, seems alive now cause the machines say so)
(18:34) ((*FLEX*))
Erik (The Usual) 2 (18:34) (( as for lube.. Castrol GTX... ))
Boreal (Medlab, seems alive now cause the machines say so)
(18:35) Erik>((gonna oil my ass?))
2005-07-28
And then he shitted!
Crash (Black dress slacks, sleeveless gray t-shirt.)
(22:09) ~meanders through the common room, yawning and stretching forcefully~
Loki (Black dress slacks, sleeveless gray t-shirt.)
(22:09) shit.
Arboreal (...stunned silence...) 2 (22:11) *notes that Crash morphed into Loki, then Shitted*
2005-07-25
Dead is Dead - Leah
Yunie (OOC Persona, if 'ya couldn't tell. ;P)
(19:39) Meg< Well, if you're sad over loosing Alkae, then why not bring her back from the dead? People do that to characters occationally in here. Just as long as you don't bring them back too often.
Carole
(19:41) Yunie> *GASP* Dead is dead is dead is still dead is STILL QUITE DEAD! Do NOT desecrate the sanctity of death unless the person didn't die in the first place!
*is pro-death*
Evil gods just... aren't what they use to be
Malak (God of the Abyss, Prince of this World, He who is at the Center, Prince of Suffering) 2 (14:03) Meg> *gets yelled at by parents* I gotta go :(
Exotic weapon - Crap phone
Eve (Feathered gargoyle of cuteness) 2 (10:08) Hey, I never stated I was crapping a phone...just I had to get a the crap phone!
2 (10:08) Eve>crapphone?.... like the BatPhone?...
Eve (Feathered gargoyle of cuteness) 2 (10:10) Josh> yes, it's the tool in which telemarketers can inflich massive amounts of annoyance to me on a daily basis
2005-07-24
The eyes are everywhere
Water (In the Toilet...or as Isa would say Terrlet bown)
(23:07) *Watches Arse.*
Arsenal
(23:08) *He carefully removes a razor blade from his razor, and then sits sideways on the toilet with the lid down, and starts cutting it into lines. He's so efficient at this too....his work is incredibly precise. He's well-practiced after all.*
Water (In the Toilet...or as Isa would say after stealing from Carole Terrlet bowl)
(23:10) *Can no longer see...stupid lid...bane of existence.....YOUR TIME WILL COME! OH YES...YOU SHALL PAY MOST PAYFULly....THIS I VOW WITH MY H2O NESS>*
2005-07-23
New speacies - Plant
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire Hybrid, one crimson eye/one purple, black leather fighting attire, combat boots, two fighting knives, shades, slight demonic aura mixed in)
(15:02) ((Undeadish Marius....sounds like some sort of Plant Bo would find.))
Vyxen (5'6" Elven-Vampire Hybrid, one crimson eye/one purple, black leather fighting attire, combat boots, two fighting knives, shades, slight demonic aura mixed in)
(15:04) ((I give to you, Undeadish Marius, it cures Arthritis))
2005-07-22
New speacies - Animals
Nightangel (lightblue female gargoyle with short red hair wearing a two piece lavender garb)
(18:09) Erik> (Awe...my parents have the cutest dog. He's a cocka-poo with more cock than poo. He's soooo smart and has a ton of personality. We love 'im)
(09:53) LOL.
agnostic: diet athiesm.
A diffrence in rape - Josh
(09:25) "I'm going to rape your mother while she sleeps." is a little diffrent than "Give me back my pen or I'll assrape you."
(09:25) Noka> indeed, one of them means Nash wants his pen back
Neomea 2 (20:56) ((YAY JET'S USING HER LITTER BOX!))
Crash (Torn jeans, faded black t-shirt.)
(20:56) (Alexis must be SO proud!)
2005-07-15
Blue in Drags?
Blue
(23:25) I'm her. Again.
Katman
(23:26) Blue turns into other people. Chicks, evidently. ;)
2005-07-14
Cockfight - Josh
Gate (Matt is a homosexual bazooka ;)
(18:38) Noname> Do you wish to learn the ways of the cock then? ;)
Leah
(18:39) Gate> That's Josh.
(18:39) Gate> learn them? I MADE them
2005-07-13
We have open minds here
Vic
(20:40) *feels disgusted by the poop-flinging, refuses to associate with monkey-like people, and so walks out of the closet again*
Fred Durst 2 (20:40) Akron>WHAT YO? *Flies at vampires, trying to save himself with a classy cover of a who song.*
Akron
(20:41) *remains in closet, will emerge later*
Fred Durst 2 (20:42) ((Akron is still in the closet.
Akron>Its okay we won't judge.))
Arehn Loraline
(19:26) Bor> *Picks your tail up and giggles cutely, playing with its length* What do you do with all of this...?
Arboreal (You know who..) 2 (19:27) ((Arehn Loraline
(19:26) Bor> *Picks your penis up and giggles cutely, playing with its length* What do you do with all of this...? )))
((please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that))
2005-07-12
You know you have a problem - Alex
Naryn (Tall, tawny Felar. Singed, minor burns.)
(00:01) Yunie> ((*chuckles, pats, gives you an RPA pin*))
Yunie
(00:01) Mari< RPA? o_O
Naryn (Tall, tawny Felar. Singed, minor burns.)
(00:02) Yunie> ((It's like the AA, only we have no shame and don't attempt to fix anything. ;) ))
Yunie
(00:06) *stands at a podium, the lights all on her as the room is silent, everyone waiting for her to speak those words of truth* after a few seconds of silence, she gulps a little, even though her mouth is already dry from the heat of the lights and nervousness, she clears her throat and taps the microphone* Umm...... he .... hello. My .... my name is Yunie, and I ....... am a Role Player.
2005-07-06
Worship the Lord - Boudewijn
FA
(15:00) I am the lord of the English Language!
FA
(15:00) Worship me and my superior knowledge!
Bodewyn
(15:00) ...
FA
(15:00) *evil luaghter ensues from a nearby CD player, Watches tv meanwhile*
FA
(15:00) *Laughter
FA
(15:01) >.< damn. Kind of ruins my entire rant that.
2005-07-05
Not everyone wants Sex with Erik - Josh
Erik (Fully braided hair à la Cradle of Filth ->) 2 (00:11) Julie> you dissapoint me *nods*
Boreal> Enjoy *pats your shoulder*
If this is a better world, I want more sex. *nods and grins, maybe he doesn't really, it's just a fun proclamation to make out loud*
Arboreal
(00:12) Juile> don't give me that...I'm still getting over one of wyrm's minons appologising with out another... where IS that creep anyways?...
Erik> heh... yeah me too...
Erik (Fully braided hair à la Cradle of Filth ->) 2 (00:12) Boreal> is that an offer? >;)
Arboreal
(00:12) Erik>..............no *grins*
Erik (Fully braided hair à la Cradle of Filth ->) 2 (00:13) Boreal> *laughs* Yea, I know. *smirks*
Marius
(00:13) *Is having toast.. with some high quality.. peanut butter. Creamy. Hates wads.. *
Arboreal
(00:15) *also hates wads, that is why he is not having sex with Erik*
2005-07-03
The new meat to the gargoyle sandwich
Chris McKinney (The Business Casual Ninja) 2 (17:41) I want to have a sex sandwinch.
(17:41) Chris>*fucks bread* enjoy
Gotta take comfort in simple things
(00:00) night boys.
* A user has entered the chat. (09:13)
(09:13) LAST AND FIRST I WIN!
2005-07-01
Another recipe
Arboreal
(21:17) *finds Odwalla Juice... and it's all icky and green, takes it out, reads ingerdiants*
Erik (Halfbreed - Braids in his hair) 2 (21:17) (( ingredients : Boreal ))