The Twilight Clan Quotes
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Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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2005-06-30
How obtuse an asshole?" - Nick
Katman
(13:44) I usually just say, "Fencing, ya know, like..." and pantomime it with my hand. ;)
Nick (Carrying around the BIG RED BUTTON...)
(13:45) "I sthat how you apply the paint? Is that 2 strokes or 3?" :P
Katman
(13:46) I've yet to meet a person that dumb. ;)
Nick (Carrying around the BIG RED BUTTON...)
(13:46) Katz> ...... Hi. My name's Nick. Nice to meet you. ;)
Katman
(13:48) Nick> That dumb or that much of a deliberatly obtuse asshole. ;)
Nick (Carrying around the BIG RED BUTTON...)
(13:49) Katz> *smiles*
2005-06-29
Women: As told by Arboreal - Josh
Frost (Human? Male with light blue hair and sea green eyes. Dressed in a blue trench coat and blue cotton pants.)
(21:25) Bo> I did something I shouldn't have. It was dumb.
Arboreal
(21:27) Frost> ahh...*nods* yeah I do that alot... *smirks* takes alot to get forgiven around here...myself included, I don't forgive easily... we're all pretty pig headed... been hurt too many times..
Frost (Human? Male with light blue hair and sea green eyes. Dressed in a blue trench coat and blue cotton pants.)
(21:28) Bo> I shouldn't be forgiven... What I did was rude and uncalled for, but I like her so much.... *Faceplant*
Arboreal
(21:29) Frost> ... to a girl?.... *shakes head* too many obsessive people around here... you really have to let them come to you... course that could be why I really don't have anyone...they all speak to me though...
Frost (Human? Male with light blue hair and sea green eyes. Dressed in a blue trench coat and blue cotton pants.)
(21:33) Bo> Yeah, I know.... But she is.. *Sigh*
Arboreal
(21:34) Frost>no... I don't care... you can't just walk up to a girl, club her with your feelings and expect to drag her away to your cave by her hair. this is modern times, women have equal rights, and most of them don't appricate a man that comes on too strong
More than one Sean....it was bound to happen - Sean
Sean
(13:43) Nick> But....but....*is Sean!* ;)
Nick (Digging holes in the garbage hill in his room...)
(13:44) Sean> But Sean is Sean also! :P
Sean
(13:44) Nick> STOP IT!!
IX9 (Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a eyepatch with the Canadian flag on it. long shorts and no shoes.)
(13:45) God Damnit! i am Sean.
(13:45) O.O...
(13:45) no you're.. Jer.. something.. *forgets*
Sean
(13:45) Sean> Are not! I am!
IX9 (Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a eyepatch with the Canadian flag on it. long shorts and no shoes.)
(13:46) No He is Not Sean cause I am the original Sean therefore the other Sean is not Sean.
IX9 (Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a eyepatch with the Canadian flag on it. long shorts and no shoes.)
(13:47) Isa>*pats.*
Nick (Digging holes in the garbage hill in his room...)
(13:47) *picks up Sean, and puts him in front of Sean*
Ok... I'll make everything clear...
Sean> You are whitbeoy Sean, craver of penis. This is Sean... *points to yellow-type Sean*... he is darkmeat Sean, former ex of my exes. :P
Sean> You are darkmeat Sean, former ex of my exes. This is Sean... *points to red-type Sean*... he is whiteboy Sean, craver of penis.
*has clarified everything now* :D
Sean
(13:47) Sean is Sean, Sean. Sean is only a name, and Sean does not affect the real Sean that has the name of Sean, Sean.
Sean
(13:48) Nick> Hah! That is a bad example! ;)
Nick (Digging holes in the garbage hill in his room...)
(13:50) Craver Of Penis Sean> You mean you're black too? 0_o
IX9 (Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a eyepatch with the Canadian flag on it. long shorts and no shoes.)
(13:50) Nick> That's cool.
Sean
(13:50) Ego Inflated Dominatrix Nick> Only at night. ;)
Geoffery Destine (Submissive male gargoyle, in normal clothes, with collar and leash)
(21:58) ((The only problem with slepping with Jet is 30 mins later...you're horny again.))
This will hurt you more than I
Mateo Koper
(20:48) ((Gotts shower and shit people. BBL. ;))
Crash
(20:48) (Katze's gonna shit PEOPLE?! Whoa... male childbirth. o_o)
Jet
(20:17) ((*forces on Isa's ic boots and Ron's ic skirt*))
Crash
(20:18) (It's a KILT, you drugged up wondercunt.)
2005-06-25
You should have known it touched me
Katman
(23:28) Isa> Well I was leaving Olive Garden when I felt the tell-tale rumbling in my belly, but I figured I could hold it until I got home in 20 or so minutes. While standing in the liqour store though, a fiercer rumble came and I knew my hopes were dashed.
I had to quickly replace the booze I was buying and frantically shuffled across the parking lot, through a drive-thru, and into a nearby Barbeque joint. I prayed hard for no one to be in the stall and thankfully, there wasn't.
God, it's terrifying when you think you might not make it. I almost ripped my pants clean off of my body. I could have crushed diamonds between my legs.
I spun and pointed my ass at the toilet and ripped my pants away. As soon as t hey were clear, I exploded fucking everywhere. ;)
2005-06-16
Katman and his poor lawnmowing skills - Deek
Shannon
(12:07) Mowing the lawn is such a joy....between the grass in the eyes, the taking up all day, the sunburns and the wood ticks, it's hard to say what the best part is. Probably the running out of fuel about three miles away from the shed.
Ron
(12:07) Ah, lawnmowing heat. Bliss.
Of course, I always mow the yard in the morning, when it's nice and cool, but that's just me.
Katman (at woik)
(12:09) I did such a horrible job mowing the lawn that my family gave up and hired Mexicans. ;) *mows nothing* ;)
2005-06-10
This is the new hit
Arboreal (Is a Hoopty Frood) 2 (23:28) ((Pants! Pants of glorious joy! Enveloping a glorious boy! They go where he sits! They cover his bits! PANTS SPLENDIFOROUS PANTS AHOY!!!))
Crash (Naked, chained, empty bladder.)
(23:28) (Next person to say the P word is getting bitchslapped.)
Marius (6'8" midnight blue vampiric gargoyle...) 2 (23:29) (( PENIS! ))
Crash (Naked, chained, empty bladder.)
(23:29) (PENIS?!)
Alexis (Schweizerdeutsch) 2 (23:29) (( the P word! ))
Arclight (Male mirror Gargoyle, Vegas)
(23:29) ((PROSTATE?))
Arboreal (Is a Hoopty Frood) 2 (23:29) ((Marius> I like that game! PENIS))
Crash (Naked, chained, empty bladder.)
(23:30) (Penii! Penii of phallic joy! Thrusting away by a glorious boy!! They point out where he sits! They BE his bits! Penii!! FANTABULOUS PENII AHOY!!)
(23:09) Jen> course there was a logical reason, leon would have assumed like any normal portal, like YOU ALL DID, it woud be instant, sadly, it was not, but he still doesn't know that
(23:10) LET ME REMIND YOU THA YOU ALL THOUGHT, LIKE LEON, THAT IT WAS INSTANT. THERE FOR THERE WOULD BE NO HARM IN CLOSING IT
Neylan (Fifteen, coral hair, amethyst eyes. Dressed like Yuna from FFX, staff and all.)
(23:11) ((Instant portal, just add water.))