The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2005-11-30
Now with extra Gravy - Lou
Erik
(13:48) (( I think I got salmonela or some shit once, I shat water for 4-5 days and then.. didn't shit for 3-4 days cause I was so empty ;p ))
Astrid
(13:49) (( Gawd....now I crave mashed potatoes. ))
Lou
(18:37) I need to piss....damn you Josh, I want my internet urinal.
Lou
(09:45) Bloodlines pissed me off. I'm on a level with a ghost, a fucking ghost. I didn't sign up for that shit, if I wanted to fight ghosts, I would've played Ghostbusters the Masquerade. Its enough to make me turn on god mode and go around, and beat people's skull in with a tire iron, while using blood buff. Fuck the Masquerade, I will kill the prince of LA and rape his corpse.
(16:17) Ron>*slap*
Ron
(16:18) Don't you slap me you dirty bastard. I'll light your crotchrug on fire. I WILL BURN YOUR ANUS AND SPEW LIQUID PAIN ACROSS YOUR BACK.
Ron
(16:19) IT WILL BE TERRIBLE.
2005-11-17
The color tests
Katman
(16:42) This is the color cocksucker. ;)
Katman
(16:42) My, how appropriate. ;)
2005-11-13
Not just a children's ride - Leah
Blue
(16:10) Mr. Toad's Wild Ride teaches us that drinking and driving leads straight to Hell.
Katman
(13:30) I hunt turkies by going to the store and buying one from its frozen habitat. ;)
2005-11-09
The Hate is strong with this one - Josh
(23:01) thousand dead skunks on fire isn't NEARLY as cool as shooting Grizzly bears with lazer vision after they have exited FA's Anus though his nose
Leah (Yay Will's a butt pirate!)
(23:01) Josh> WOW. Now that is some LSD-induced imagery.
FA
(23:01) Josh> with that attitude... etc
(23:02) Leah> what can I say, I hate FA
Leah
(23:02) I love FA.
Leah
(23:02) ;)
FA
(23:02) Josh> Hate is such a STRONG word.
Leah> and I you... *hugs*
Josh> *shuns*
2005-11-04
Our southern friends
Nick
(14:21) OMG!!!!
I live in a trailer park. I've been waiting for something like this to happen:
I had the window open. There are kids yelling and screaming outside.
One of them just yelled at someone: "I don't have to listen to you! You're not my mom!!!"
And then a female answered back, and I shit you not: "No, but I fuck your daddy, and that means you listen to ME!"
X_X
2005-11-02
RP Relationships in fast-motion
Victor
(15:11) Alexis and Jet are cool because there was a realistic period of time between meeting and screwing. Not like most relationships.
"Hello. I am a deep and passionate elfnymphfairyprincess. I am very old and my past is steeped in despair."
"Hello. I am a golemdemonkinglord and mine is a past filled with conquest and victory. I have never failed at anything. And I'm devilishly handsome. (liek punz roxorz my soxorz lolololololololol!!)"
"You have lovely eyes. Lower your trousers."
"They are already low."
"Now begins the sexings."
"I will not ever lose my erection. For I am perfect. And magic is on my side."
(20:49) So I was thinking. When we're all like, 64 and beginning to fall apart...are we going to RP senior citizens gargoyles in a nursing home? Cause I think that would make an awesome cartoon. We could call it Stonegate Rest Home. And all complain about our kids. Ehh? EHH?
2005-11-01
How I came here?
The GWARgoyle (Beartrap head, roman gaurd breastplate, spiky shoulderpads, slightly ripped wings.. dark gray with blood red inner wings...)
(12:33) *walks into the main room... looks at everyone... if you find his eyes, good for you... and pulls a small piece of meat off of one of the metal teeth of the beartrap head of his, and his tounge comes out, and licks it out of his hand, and he swallows it.*
...... arrroooooo.
The GWARgoyle (Beartrap head, roman gaurd breastplate, spiky shoulderpads, slightly ripped wings.. dark gray with blood red inner wings...)
(12:36) *looks at the one who mentioned Hell... and pounds on his chest all Tarzan like*
AWWWWWWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*stand there for a minute, blinking... although you really wouldn't know it... and shrugs, scratching behind his jawhinge*
Astrid (Demon/Gargoyle. Flared black valour pants, black v-nack tee. Manor. Hangover.)
(12:36) Gwar> O.o
Ghost (hair disheveled, sofa, common room) 2 (12:37) Gwar>..........*thinks you might have ridden the short bus to the manor*
Erik (Gargy, usual)
(12:37) Riiight.