The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2005-09-23
Is anyone REALLY supried? - Josh and Quotesmaster
Mafia
(13:23) Dude shit, we sell that gun in our shop. ;)
Ghost 2 (13:24) ((why doesn't it suprise me that the Mafia sells guns?))
2005-09-20
Terrible misconceptions
(20:26) I once thought Gate was a lesbian in Canada. *shrug*
Ron
(12:09) Hmmmmm... Something tells me that Jesus wouldn't approve of anything that takes place in a mens room that sounds like chin poking is involved.
Although, on the other hand there's glory involved, and Jesus DOES love the glory.
2005-09-16
A damned good question
Bodewyn
(15:54) Sean> When you're bad at fellatio, do you suck at blowing or blow at sucking? ;)
2005-09-09
Creature of Myth - Yunie
Albinol (5-ISApropyl-3-méthylhept-2-én-6-yne)
(13:37) *points to Josh* he's the hippy ;) him and Rob.
(hereticinfedel@hotmail.com) 2 (13:37) Isa> I'm a hippy?!
Albinol (5-ISApropyl-3-méthylhept-2-én-6-yne)
(13:37) Josh> I thought some people said that before ; ) *L*
(hereticinfedel@hotmail.com) 2 (13:39) I do hang with hippies, and I've been accused of being both a hippy and a goth :P
VikingMaekel (Norsk Arysk Blakk Metal!)
(13:40) Josh> You goppy? hith? Hipoth?
Albinol (5-ISApropyl-3-méthylhept-2-én-6-yne)
(13:40) a hippygoth, wonderful ;)
Yunie
(13:43) A hippigoth! A mythical beast! With the head and legs of a goth and a body of a hippy!
2005-09-02
Blue Balls...no wait Blue's Penis - Lou
Blue (commissioning a symphony in C.)
(21:44) I do not, in the very least, need a penis ring.
Kim
(21:45) Blue> Don't lie to me!
Blue (commissioning a symphony in C.)
(21:45) Kim> I would never lie about such matters.
Leah
(21:46) Blue's wearing one right now.
Blue (commissioning a symphony in C.)
(21:46) My erections last long enough, thank you very much.
Kim
(21:47) Holy shit. Blue just reviled something about his penis.
HOLY SHIT. IT'S THE GOD DAMNED APPCOLPSE.
OR SOMETHING.
MEATWAD.
Leah
(21:47) .............................................wait....wait. The world's tilting....my eyes....they're going to shoot out into the stratosphere.
...........Blue is talking about his erections.
Blue (commissioning a symphony in C.)
(21:48) Books are often a safe bet with me.
Leah
(21:48) Blue> Even during sex? They last long? You don't need a cock-ring?
Blue (commissioning a symphony in C.)
(21:49) Yes, yes. *starts packing up the heavens, tosses errant souls into the sea of flame*
Kim
(21:49) Blue> You like to put your penis in a book? The ring would be much more fun. But I'll get you a book adn some little reading glasses so your wang can see the pages clearly from so close up.
Leah
(21:53) You know what everyone? It's time for a Special Moment.
Gather 'round, TCG'ers, gather 'round.
*steeples fingers, takes a deep breath, and looks upward for inspiration and holy prayer.*
.....we may all come from diverse backgrounds. We may have our petty squabbles and unfortunate disagreements, but there is one banner we can all unite behind, one.....Universal Truth if you will......
Blue discussing his penis....is magnificent. A wonderous event to be remembered for generations.
Demenaeoch (6' Sharkgoyle. Black shorts.)
(21:54) (I for one am NOT going to unite with anybody under a banner of Blue's penis. Uniting should be something special, done in privacy. Or in a huge clump of limbs and organs. But NEVER underneath flag smut.)