The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2005-03-31
Wait, where!? - Jo
Anawiel
(19:36) Erik-((Okay, so in relation to Ana, where would Erik's crotch be then?))
Crash (Tall, strong, ruggedly-handsome lupine gargoyle.)
(19:37) (In her mouth, most likely.)
Erik (The Usual - Lacks his necklace and ring.) 2 (19:37) Ron> (( HAHAHaHAHahahh XD ))
2005-03-23
Life and Times of a Ladder in New Rome - Josh
Mateo Koper (pants, drow elf, Rome 2)
(18:01) *looking around for a ladder* ;)
Neomea
(18:02) MAt> ((How the hell do you see a book on top of a bookcase that's 50 feet up? It's not hanging off the edge. ;) ))
(A Ladder)
(18:02) *is there*
Mateo Koper (pants, drow elf, Rome 2)
(18:03) Neo> Well fuck me then. ;) *doesn't notice the book*
*walks over to the ladder and kicks it over with a great clatter*
(A Ladder)
(18:03) *falls, is a sad ladder*
GM 2 (18:03) I already said there were no ladders.
(A Ladder)
(18:03) *then ceases to exist*
GM 2 (18:04) yeah that's right. *negates your ass* ;)
Arclight (Male Mirror Garg, with swords, crystal feather on necklace, Rome2)
(18:04) ((Poor Josh Ladder))
2005-03-18
Geeky solutions
Arclight (Male mirror garg, with swords, Rome2) 2 (22:53) *Awaits...well not really, has no higher brain functions for the moment. Is a vegetable.*
LIGHT
(22:54) (( *plucks Burner's ass, gives Arclight a phoenix down, final fantasy style ;)* ))
Burner 2 (22:55) (((OW FUCK! @_@))
2005-03-17
When you can't get oral
Jet
(15:50) *floating and getting some oral sex*
Boreal
(15:51) *making drugs*
Neomea 2 (15:52) *is neither floating, nor getting oral sex*
Marius
(15:54) *is not getting oral sex either, bummer hm?*
Boreal
(15:56) *is Boreal, of COURSE isn't gettting Oral sex*
Erik
(15:59) *if only he was a little more flexible ;)*... *just an inch more... hmmph*
2005-03-16
Baby Jesus - Josh
Yunie (OOC persona. Kitty form.)
(23:49) FA< You being british has nothing to do with it. It's your attitude that's the problem.
False Adam 2 (23:50) Yunie> I suddenly have an attitude problem??
2 (23:50) FA> yes, you do
2 (23:51) your attitude fell out of the sky and pooped on leah and it makes baby jesus cry tears shaped like dead puppies
2005-03-13
That's the life...
Arclight (Male mirror Garg, with swords, banadaged hand, Nova Roma)
(13:08) *Has met Delia...thinks he is a fine warrior, though a little bit too fixated on the sadness in his life.*
Sean Donovan (Wearing a grey dragon-print button up shirt, and baggy carpenter jeans)
(13:09) * Has met Delia in a bar.... and then woke up beside him.*
Shake your tic -tacs! - False Adam
Jarral (Small frail looking teenager. Long Black hair streaked with red, Purple eyes, Horns and long pointed ears. Wearing a knee length tunic and sturdy leather boots.)
(19:42) Fa> (*shakes tic tacs at*)
Sydney (*edge of town* *blistered flesh* Large Cross shaped tattoo on his back and shoulders.) 2 (19:44) Lou> ((*points at jen* did she just shake her tic tacs at me?))
Arclight (Male mirror Garg, with swords, banadaged hand, Rome2)
(19:45) ((FA>She did....SHE FUCKING DID, Yo want me to bust a cap in her ass? *Holds guns sideways.*))
(wearing pants) 2 (11:55) HOORAY FOR THE MIGHTY POWER OF URINATION!
Isa (I look evil ->) 2 (11:56) *urinates on Josh* *fades out* ;)
(wearing pants) 2 (11:56) >_< *damp*
Iva (Jebem ti mater....) 2 (11:57) AAHH! *runs for the bathroom*
Katman 2 (12:01) I leave for five seconds and come back to discover a pee party. ;)
Ace (Male humanoid, jacketless, forest, manor realm)
(22:40) ((Burner is a much better pot head name than Boreal.))
2005-03-10
Phrase: Emeril Lagasse would be proud - GC
Arsenal (pants--first attempt at photoshop EVAR--->) 2 (19:42) Hope> *nails you in the back of the head with a carrot chunk* Now you're taking it personally, and that pisses me off. I don't tolerate that shit in my kitchen!
Despair
(19:16) (( *tries to get Rob in bed so she can RP* ))
Sean
(17:08) I love the quotes.....but hey....I have a question.
Sean
(17:09) Every time I am in them, it has to do with male sex. Why? ;)
Niz (Annoyingly OOC.)
(17:10) Sean>It's a sign man. :p
2005-03-03
Crotch rocks - Kim
Neomea
(20:01) Sydney> *zings a stone at your crotch* -_-
Neomea
(20:10) Sydney> *CROTCH-ROCKS*
Sonya (entrancingly beautiful woman, white skin, indigo eyes and lips, silver hair. Currently naked, soft Russain accent, massive shilver bat-like wings)
(20:12) (( Crotch Rocks! The new sensation with the teens! Come in cherry flavored and banana. Just sprinkle them over your crotch and enjoy the awesome snap-crackle-pop! ))
Boreal (still no shirt) 2 (20:13) *grins wideas he's pulled up with Sonya, eye open wide, loved to be in the air, just had never risen so fast, considers pulling tail in, not sure if it's causing drag*
Neomea
(20:14) Boreal (still no shirt) 2
(20:13) *grins wideas he's pulled up with Sonya, eye open wide, loved to be in the air, just had never risen so fast, considers pulling cock in, not sure if it's causing drag*